The Couch Screamers

OFFSIDE KINGDOM ← WK 3 WEEK 4 · Sep 7–Sep 13 · CURRENT

Rules that trip people up

LEAGUE TABLE 9^th 228 pts CUP QUALIFYING 10^th 0 pts · 0–0–2

CCaptain — 2X points

Premier League UPCOMING

GK AFC Bournemouth AFC Bournemouth vs Brentford Sat 14:00 –

OFFER

DEF Nico O'Reilly Manchester City vs Manchester United Sun 15:30 –

OFFER

MID Cole Palmer Chelsea vs Hull City Sat 14:00 –

OFFER

MID Frank Onyeka Coventry City vs Brighton & Hove Albion Sun 13:00 –

OFFER

FWD George Hirst Ipswich Town vs Crystal Palace Sat 14:00 –

OFFER

FWD Jérémy Doku Manchester City vs Manchester United Sun 15:30 –

OFFER

FWD Igor Thiago Brentford vs AFC Bournemouth Sat 14:00 –

OFFER

FWD Mykhaylo Mudryk Chelsea vs Hull City Sat 14:00 –

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

La Liga UPCOMING

GK Espanyol Espanyol vs Osasuna Sun 00:00 –

OFFER

DEF Alejandro Grimaldo Atlético de Madrid vs Real Sociedad Sun 00:00 –

OFFER

DEF Hugo Novoa Deportivo Alavés vs Racing Santander Sun 00:00 –

OFFER

DEF Unai Elgezabal Levante vs FC Barcelona Sun 00:00 –

OFFER

DEF Eric García FC Barcelona vs Levante Sun 00:00 –

OFFER

MID Marc Aguado ×2 Elche vs Real Sociedad & Athletic Club Mon 19:30 –

OFFER

FWD Hugo Álvarez ×2 Celta de Vigo vs Getafe & Málaga Mon 17:00 –

OFFER

FWD Haitam Abaida Málaga vs Celta de Vigo Sun 00:00 –

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

Ligue 1 UPCOMING

GK Angers SCO Angers SCO vs Le Havre Sat 18:45 –

OFFER

DEF Lucas Høgsberg Strasbourg vs Monaco Sat 15:15 –

OFFER

DEF Tuomas Ollila Paris vs Olympique Lyonnais Sat 18:45 –

OFFER

MID Chibuike Ugochukwu Rennes vs Olympique Marseille Fri 18:45 –

OFFER

MID Hamzat Ojediran Lens vs Le Mans Sun 15:15 –

OFFER

MID Ludovic Blas Rennes vs Olympique Marseille Fri 18:45 –

OFFER

MID Himad Abdelli Olympique Marseille vs Rennes Fri 18:45 –

OFFER

FWD Bamba Dieng Lorient vs Toulouse Sat 18:45 –

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

Bundesliga UPCOMING

GK Borussia Dortmund Borussia Dortmund vs Paderborn Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

DEF Karl Steinmann SC Freiburg vs Borussia Mönchengladbach Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

MID Nadiem Amiri FSV Mainz 05 vs Eintracht Frankfurt Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

MID João Palhinha FC Bayern München vs Elversberg Sun 15:30 –

OFFER

MID Leon Avdullahu TSG Hoffenheim vs VfB Stuttgart Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

MID Aljoscha Kemlein FC Union Berlin vs Schalke 04 Fri 18:30 –

OFFER

FWD Fynn Schenten FC Köln vs Werder Bremen Sat 16:30 –

OFFER

FWD Jean-Mattéo Bahoya Eintracht Frankfurt vs FSV Mainz 05 Sat 13:30 –

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

Serie A UPCOMING

GK Juventus Juventus vs Sassuolo Sat 16:00 –

OFFER

MID Lewis Ferguson Bologna vs Napoli Sun 16:00 –

OFFER

MID Henrikh Mkhitaryan Inter no game this week –

OFFER

MID Cher Ndour Fiorentina vs Venezia Fri 18:45 –

OFFER

MID Matteo Prati ×2 Cagliari vs Lecce & Atalanta Mon 16:00 –

OFFER

FWD Ange-Yoan Bonny Inter no game this week –

OFFER

FWD Jeff Ekhator Juventus vs Sassuolo Sat 16:00 –

OFFER

FWD Petar Ratkov ×2 Lazio vs Udinese & AC Milan Mon 18:45 –

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.