The Couch Screamers

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LEAGUE TABLE 9^th 228 pts CUP QUALIFYING 10^th 0 pts · 0–0–2

CCaptain — 2X points

Premier League LIVE

GK AFC Bournemouth AFC Bournemouth vs Newcastle United Sat 11:30 2

OFFER

DEF Nico O'Reilly Manchester City vs Coventry City Sat 14:00 0

OFFER

MID Cole Palmer Chelsea vs Arsenal Sun 15:30 0

OFFER

MID Frank Onyeka Coventry City vs Manchester City Sat 14:00 0

OFFER

FWD George Hirst Ipswich Town vs Liverpool Fri 19:00 13

OFFER

FWD Jérémy Doku Manchester City vs Coventry City Sat 14:00 0

OFFER

FWD Igor Thiago Brentford vs Sunderland Sat 14:00 0

OFFER

FWD Mykhaylo Mudryk Chelsea vs Arsenal Sun 15:30 0

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

La Liga LIVE

GK Espanyol Espanyol vs Sevilla Sun 19:00 6

OFFER

DEF Hugo Novoa Deportivo Alavés vs Osasuna Sun 16:30 5

OFFER

DEF Alejandro Grimaldo Atlético de Madrid vs Athletic Club Sat 14:15 0

OFFER

DEF Unai Elgezabal Levante vs Málaga Sun 16:30 0

OFFER

DEF Eric García ×2 FC Barcelona vs Rayo Vallecano & Valencia Mon 19:30 0

OFFER

MID Marc Aguado Elche no game this week 0

OFFER

FWD Hugo Álvarez Celta de Vigo vs Real Sociedad Thu 19:00 0

OFFER

FWD Haitam Abaida Málaga vs Levante Sun 16:30 0

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

Ligue 1 LIVE

GK Angers SCO Angers SCO vs Rennes Sun 15:15 0

OFFER

DEF Tuomas Ollila Paris vs Olympique Marseille Sun 18:45 9

OFFER

DEF Lucas Høgsberg Strasbourg vs Troyes Sun 13:00 4

OFFER

MID Ludovic Blas Rennes vs Angers SCO Sun 15:15 9

OFFER

MID Hamzat Ojediran Lens vs Lorient Sat 15:15 7

OFFER

MID Chibuike Ugochukwu Rennes vs Angers SCO Sun 15:15 1

OFFER

MID Himad Abdelli Olympique Marseille vs Paris Sun 18:45 0

OFFER

FWD Bamba Dieng Lorient vs Lens Sat 15:15 0

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

Bundesliga LIVE

GK Borussia Dortmund Borussia Dortmund vs TSG Hoffenheim Sat 13:30 7

OFFER

DEF Karl Steinmann SC Freiburg vs Paderborn Sat 13:30 0

OFFER

MID João Palhinha FC Bayern München vs Schalke 04 Sat 16:30 11

OFFER

MID Nadiem Amiri FSV Mainz 05 vs Hamburger SV Sun 13:30 3

OFFER

MID Aljoscha Kemlein FC Union Berlin vs Bayer 04 Leverkusen Sat 13:30 3

OFFER

MID Leon Avdullahu TSG Hoffenheim vs Borussia Dortmund Sat 13:30 0

OFFER

FWD Fynn Schenten FC Köln vs VfB Stuttgart Fri 18:30 0

OFFER

FWD Jean-Mattéo Bahoya Eintracht Frankfurt vs FC Augsburg Sun 15:30 0

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.

Serie A LIVE

GK Juventus Juventus vs AC Milan Sun 18:45 0

OFFER

MID Lewis Ferguson ×2 Bologna vs Atalanta & Sassuolo Mon 18:45 2

OFFER

MID Henrikh Mkhitaryan Inter vs Napoli Sat 16:00 0

OFFER

MID Cher Ndour Fiorentina vs Torino Sat 13:00 0

OFFER

MID Matteo Prati Cagliari no game this week 0

OFFER

FWD Ange-Yoan Bonny Inter vs Napoli Sat 16:00 0

OFFER

FWD Jeff Ekhator Juventus vs AC Milan Sun 18:45 0

OFFER

FWD Petar Ratkov Lazio no game this week 0

OFFER

Start/sit and the armband reveal per player at kickoff. Offer for any of his players — the deal settles at the next open transfer window.